Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Beware the blender

What oh what to talk about today?

Tonight my blender showed me who was boss. I was innocently trying to make a Yoplait Smoothie and the blender wasn't interested in cooperating. Then I noticed that it was leaking from the bottom. Drat it! This is what you get for using the fat free milk. If I had used whole or 2% milk, I'm convinced that the fat in the milk would have prevented so much of it leaking out the bottom. I'm kidding, but I still think it's a plausible theory.

This isn't the first time I've had trouble with this blender leaking, but tonight was the final straw since on top of the leaking, bits of triple berry smoothie are being splattered everywhere. And by everywhere, I really mean all over me and my favorite white shirt. But that's okay. I like polka dots. Even if they aren't evenly spaced or the color of my choosing.

I do, however, have more news about the blender. We've decided to send it a nice blender farm in the country where it can frolic and play with other tired, spunky, splattery blenders and live happily ever after. The end.


Sadie said...

haha, aw poor blender, it was just trying to express itself!

Daily Dose of Dahl said...

LOL! I'm still finding spots of spewed triple berry smoothie everywhere so I think it accomplished it's mission. :)