S has started singing fifteen minutes shy of constantly. Not that I don't enjoy the songs and her voice, of course, but her repertoire consists of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, the ABC Song, Dora the Explorer theme song, and something I can't quite catch. Oh, and she sings them at top volume. And something else? The words aren't quite right, which...no biggie...but when she asks you to sing with/for her and you sing the song the way it's commonly known? Wooo! Let's just say I have solved the no Simon Cowell problem for the next season of American Idol.
Here is how S sang Twinkle, Twinkle today:
Tinkle tinkle wittle tar
how I one note where you are
up abo da word like high
and the diamond in the sky
tinkle tinkle wittle tar
hooooooooow I onnnnnnnnnnne note if you arrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My turn to sing? Sa-weet!
Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are
NO MOMMY! That's not right!
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
NO! NO! NO! MOMMY! That NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S? Do you want me to sing this or not?
No. You don't sing right. I do it.
Tinkle tinkle wittle tar...
I sing Dora now.
Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer. DORA! She a soup or cool bora hora! Grab backpack! Let's go! Jump in cheerios! You can lead the way-ay! D-d-dora! Siper no sipeing, siper no sipeing! Oh MAN! Dora the explorer!
Having learned my lesson? I just clap, cheer, and take notes. I'm a soup or cool bora hora!