Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaay

I just don't know how much more I can take.


S has started singing fifteen minutes shy of constantly. Not that I don't enjoy the songs and her voice, of course, but her repertoire consists of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, the ABC Song, Dora the Explorer theme song, and something I can't quite catch. Oh, and she sings them at top volume. And something else? The words aren't quite right, which...no biggie...but when she asks you to sing with/for her and you sing the song the way it's commonly known? Wooo! Let's just say I have solved the no Simon Cowell problem for the next season of American Idol.

Here is how S sang Twinkle, Twinkle today:

ahem

Tinkle tinkle wittle tar
how I one note where you are
up abo da word like high
and the diamond in the sky
tinkle tinkle wittle tar
hooooooooow I onnnnnnnnnnne note if you arrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My turn to sing? Sa-weet!

Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are
NO MOMMY! That's not right!
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
NO! NO! NO! MOMMY! That NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S? Do you want me to sing this or not?

No. You don't sing right. I do it.

Tinkle tinkle wittle tar...

Mommy?

Yes, S?

I sing Dora now.

Okay.

Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer. DORA! She a soup or cool bora hora! Grab backpack! Let's go! Jump in cheerios! You can lead the way-ay! D-d-dora! Siper no sipeing, siper no sipeing! Oh MAN! Dora the explorer!

Having learned my lesson? I just clap, cheer, and take notes. I'm a soup or cool bora hora!

2 comments:

Kelli D said...

This is hilarious. G has his own version of twinkle twinkle little star, as well.
And as far as dora goes, g keeping saying "a butthole, a butthole" and I couldn't figure out where he was getting it, nor could I get him to stop. Then one day Dora came on and was singing "abajo"..... thank you dora, you hora.

Daily Dose of Dahl said...

ahhahahahahaaaaaaaaa! dora the hora. That's going to stick with me for a while :)